You decide that this whole business of mysterious doors, strange folk-lore and ridiculous claims about magical bananas is simply too much for one day, so you apologize to the fairy but let her know that you’re unable to assist and you return your energy to the grocery list.

While she is an understanding fairy, she is still pretty hungry and pretty giant.  It was not her intention for things to go this way, but in her state of poor eyesight, and given that you decided to dress all in yellow today, the giant fairy mistakes you for a banana and eats you.

The End.

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